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32" Wuhan Chau Gong on Rambo Rimbaud Stand with Mallet
Estimated price for orientation: 745 $
Category: Other Percussion
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Description Condition: New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item in its original packaging (where packaging is applicable). Packaging should be the same as what is found in a retail store, unless the item is handmade or was packaged by the manufacturer in non-retail packaging, such as an unprinted box or plastic bag. See the seller's listing for full details. See all condition definitions- opens in a new window or tab ... Read moreabout the condition Favorite Age: Infancy Brand: Wuhan Favorite Color: Invisible MPN: WU007-32 Favorite Number: Infinity UPC: Does Not Apply
MEASUREMENTS: Gong is 32" in diameter. YES IT COMES WITH A MALLET! Gong Stand feet are about 24" deep 42" or so wide. Height is adjustable You ever wonder that that sound is in the aethers? That giant sucking noise? You know, the one behind the chemtrails you are fearful of... The noise behind the jabbering of talking heads with no brains? That is the noise of the Plutocracy. That is the sound of the greedy, the sound of the power hungry the power mad those hypnotized by the world and their egos. They don't want you to hear them as they are busy sucking out what they believe is the good of the world. Can we stop them before it is too late? I don't know. It's not like we're in a Dr. Seuss book. Damn rhyming bastard always made this stuff seem SO EASY! Maybe if we make a joyful noise Maybe if we bang a gong and get our own power on the power to have a happy healthy sharing world the power to dance with naked nuns the power to embrace every race and be embraced the power to not have our DNA owned by companies or work for companies that own our DNA the power to have lots of pandas around and zebras and penguins and fancy waiters basically a collection of things that are black and white the power to have a new kind of power that doesn't kill us with poisons the power to fart silently, but NOT deadly the power to stop listening to people that say Revenge instead of Forgive... We can have a Funocracy! A Love-ocracy! DARE WE SUGGEST a GONGOCRACY?!!! We can do it!!! IF WE PLAY A BIG GONG! Like this sweetheart. THE LARGE 32 inch WUHAN CHAU GONG on our legendary Rambo-Rimbaud Gong Stand! WUHAN GONG--Made in Wuhan China--for you! Clap your Wu-hands! Listen to this gong and you will clear out the crap in your ears! Your soul will be cleansed. You will celebrate like a happy pappy when you make a sale. You will ululate with echolalia when you feel this gong's vibrations cleaning out the greed and control from around you! Andrew from Gongs Unlimited here. We know it can be difficult to find the perfect gong for your needs via the Internet. After all, how many times in your life do you buy a gong? If we're lucky, once! If we're super lucky, you have a house full of gongs. BUT we can help you figure it out! We have lots of sample sound files and videos for you to listen to. AND if you have questions regarding the right size or style of gong, or if you want to mix and match various stands and gongs, send us a message or call (Central Time US) weekends are ok! AND YES! WE DO SHIP INTERNATIONALLY THROUGH EBAY!CONTACT US IF THIS OPTION DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY APPEAR AVAILABLE FOR YOU! THANKS! ***** Domestic shipping is always free! This excludes HAWAII, ALASKA, & PUERTO RICO. International (non-domestic) shipping is NOT free. Contact us so we may calculate your shipping costs: send us a message or call us!
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| Condition: | New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item in its original packaging (where packaging is applicable). Packaging should be the same as what is found in a retail store, unless the item is handmade or was packaged by the manufacturer in non-retail packaging, such as an unprinted box or plastic bag. See the seller's listing for full details. See all condition definitions- opens in a new window or tab ... Read moreabout the condition | Favorite Age: | Infancy |
| Brand: | Wuhan | Favorite Color: | Invisible |
| MPN: | WU007-32 | Favorite Number: | Infinity |
| UPC: | Does Not Apply |
MEASUREMENTS: Gong is 32" in diameter. YES IT COMES WITH A MALLET! Gong Stand feet are about 24" deep 42" or so wide. Height is adjustable You ever wonder that that sound is in the aethers? That giant sucking noise? You know, the one behind the chemtrails you are fearful of... The noise behind the jabbering of talking heads with no brains? That is the noise of the Plutocracy. That is the sound of the greedy, the sound of the power hungry the power mad those hypnotized by the world and their egos. They don't want you to hear them as they are busy sucking out what they believe is the good of the world. Can we stop them before it is too late? I don't know. It's not like we're in a Dr. Seuss book. Damn rhyming bastard always made this stuff seem SO EASY! Maybe if we make a joyful noise Maybe if we bang a gong and get our own power on the power to have a happy healthy sharing world the power to dance with naked nuns the power to embrace every race and be embraced the power to not have our DNA owned by companies or work for companies that own our DNA the power to have lots of pandas around and zebras and penguins and fancy waiters basically a collection of things that are black and white the power to have a new kind of power that doesn't kill us with poisons the power to fart silently, but NOT deadly the power to stop listening to people that say Revenge instead of Forgive... We can have a Funocracy! A Love-ocracy! DARE WE SUGGEST a GONGOCRACY?!!! We can do it!!! IF WE PLAY A BIG GONG! Like this sweetheart. THE LARGE 32 inch WUHAN CHAU GONG on our legendary Rambo-Rimbaud Gong Stand! WUHAN GONG--Made in Wuhan China--for you! Clap your Wu-hands! Listen to this gong and you will clear out the crap in your ears! Your soul will be cleansed. You will celebrate like a happy pappy when you make a sale. You will ululate with echolalia when you feel this gong's vibrations cleaning out the greed and control from around you!
Andrew from Gongs Unlimited here. We know it can be difficult to find the perfect gong for your needs via the Internet. After all, how many times in your life do you buy a gong? If we're lucky, once! If we're super lucky, you have a house full of gongs. BUT we can help you figure it out! We have lots of sample sound files and videos for you to listen to. AND if you have questions regarding the right size or style of gong, or if you want to mix and match various stands and gongs, send us a message or call (Central Time US) weekends are ok! AND YES! WE DO SHIP INTERNATIONALLY THROUGH EBAY!CONTACT US IF THIS OPTION DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY APPEAR AVAILABLE FOR YOU! THANKS! ***** Domestic shipping is always free! This excludes HAWAII, ALASKA, & PUERTO RICO. International (non-domestic) shipping is NOT free. Contact us so we may calculate your shipping costs: send us a message or call us!